No judgment. No spreadsheets. No pretending that $4 latte was "an investment." BozoBank tracks the chaos so you don't have to feel bad about it alone.
Real banking concepts, reimagined for people who left their budget app unopened for 8 months.
We show you the real number, even when it's funnier than it is useful.
A gentle "are you sure?" — delivered exactly one second too late to stop you.
Set a goal. Watch it get quietly renamed "emergency snacks" by week two.
We round up every purchase and put it… somewhere. We'll tell you eventually.
Monthly summaries that read less like statements and more like a diary entry.
Hit zero and we throw a small confetti animation. Doesn't fix anything. Feels nice.
A real-time (fake) stream of BozoBank customers making questionable decisions.